• Me: Where are those annoying Giants fans? I want to laugh in their faces.
• Matthew: I dunno.
• Me: Oh dang they left.
• Matthew: Well... There's a Giants fan right in front of us.
• Me: Where?
• Me: *Looks to see an oversized lady in front of us.*
• Me: LOOOL MATTHEW!!

emporbooty:

gamblingemperor:

emporbooty:

gamblingemperor:

1324 FOLLOWERS IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS IN ORDER

1324 is not in order Matt

ITS 2 AM AND IM NOT EVEN GOOD AT SCIENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE

Science

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c-lassic:

reblog this and I’ll check your blog. need blogs to follow that are active at this time. mbf me c-lassic.

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rneerkat:

“when did u smell it?” “it was very re-scent”

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paleliar:

reblog if you’re unhappy with the way you look and I’ll send you all a little message

I’m still doing the messages, so keep reblogging

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